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Who has the best pitch in England?

Tottenham, of course. They fertilized it with £100m of shit this year. Enough about those cretins. This was a horrible week for the Arsenal. We lost 6-3 at the Etihad to a rampant Manchester City side. Embarrasing. Yes, we still sit atop the table by a few […]

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Mind The Gap!

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Yes, I do realize the that the Premier League has been over near three weeks now, and I have been meaning to write a post, but… well, I’ve just now gotten done laughing. Just now. This very moment. I’ve had many, many reasons to laugh at our […]

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What time is it? 5 to 2, of course!

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The snacks were laid out, me in my kit, the kids wrapped in pub scarves, the lucky ball was down from the shelf in my office and being passed around, and the flag was hung from the upstairs railing over the living room. It was North London […]

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1-2-1 Soccer Academy

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It just occurred to me that I forgot to post that I recently launched a site for a friend whose starting his own soccer training academy. Run by Godwin Iwelumo, a Nigerian International with 39 caps for his country, as well as a professional club player. His […]

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The Prem… she’s back.

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The off season is over already. I can’t believe how quick it went, what with all the pleasant distractions of the Euros and the Olympics. As much as I enjoyed all of that, what I yearned for all summer was to see my Arsenal again. And now […]

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Ooh, to be a Gooner

So, another season is done and dusted. Arsène said it himself, this was an incredibly weird season. Our worst start in I don’t know how many years, key injuries which left us thin at all areas of the pitch… we lost games we should have won, and […]

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